I am a princess

I am a princess. I admit it, I am a princess. Everything has to go my way, or your head will get chopped off. Nobody shall bug me when i don't wish to be bugged, or your head will get chopped off. You should all accommodate me to suit my needs, or your head will get chopped off. You should all update your blogs whenever i check them, if not, your head will get chopped off. I admit it, I am a princess, hence this is a fairy tale. (jack going crazy here)